I Am Jesus

God-Damn-It-To-Hell,

Here I am, motherfucking Son Of God, and I can't buy a Comment on any of my youtube videos.

And fucking Facebook, forget about it. I put interesting links to news stories, and nothing!
Sincerely,
Jesus

I Am Jesus

Christ,

Not one motherfucker at MySpace or Facebook has had the decency to give yours truly Jesus here a how-ya-do.
Some People!?!

--Jesus

I Am Jesus

Yep,

I'm pretty sure I'm Jesus. It's all starting to make perfect sense to me now.

More on this later. But right now I need to go all over The Internet and let people know that Jesus is alive and well... and, aaaaaaaaaaaa, yeah, is ME!

--Jesus