BTW,
Any of you mofos got any ideas on how I can get my motherfucking avatar in black & white on this son-of-a-bitch, hey?
I mean, I don't ask for much... being that I was the idiot that got conned into dying for all you worthless piss-ants' Sins.
I'm thinkin' that the black & white thing will get me in good with the artsy/liberal pussy at SIU-C college.
Anyway, as things stand I'm WAY too white and "square" to get laid in America it seems.
I KNOW! You're thinking, "Dude, you're 'Jesus' damn-it-to-hell, if you can't get laid I might as well hang myself..."
Well... yeah, hang yourself... if you must. But first give me Jaimee Grubss' cell#, okay? You'll get in Heaven for sure!
Sincerely,
JESUS
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